Some men want to chop off their, uh, members, not because they are “trans” but because…well, I’m not sure why. It is a head-scratcher. They call themselves eunuchs, and they have a “community.” Of course, they have a community. All I know is this; imagination is the madman of the soul, and we wonder what fevers occupy the dreams of these memberless men. It’s not just men who want their members…